Dear Bruce

You are such an amazement! And sure, you probably hear this everyday, but this is the only way to build a true blue, sure fire, one of a kind, obnoxios Hollywood ego. Not only do you write. Oh, no! But you act, direct, and sing. Is there anything you CAN'T do? (Okay, I'm sure there is but I can't stand on my head, clap my feet, and play "Highway to Hell" on a fluteaphone either!) I would love to have your talent but unfortunately my humanism limits me from such super being feats. Maybe one day when I have reasured myself enough that I wouldn't shame the world of writing, I might test the waters. But until then, I'll watch you work your magic and brilliance with words.