The Characters
Starring
Scott Thompson
Dave Foley
Kevin McDonald
Mark McKinney
Bruce McCulloch
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Scott
Homeless guy- Doesn't appear much. Is homeless at first but takes
Gleemonex and becomes security gaurd...with the gun
Wally- Retired army vet in denile of being gay. One of the movie's
most colorful characters. Also, comes out of the closet in a hella catchy song you'll be humming all day!
Baxter- 1 of the 2 females scientist on Chris' research team.
Mrs. Hurdicure- The very first (human) patient to try Gleemonex.
Also, the first very first (human) patient to slip into a "gleecoma"
Big Stummies Scientist- "It was only a couple of flipper babies!"
The Queen- Appears for about 5 seconds and has one line.
Cleptor- Says "yummy" when she thinks of Cancer Boy
Raj- One of the show's characters bought to the movie. Gets kicked out of cab with his friend
Lacy
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Dave
Psychistrist- Perscribes Wally "the drug" and admits he doesn't understand German.
Marv-Don Roritor's right hand man. And I always get a kick out of his "happiness moment".
New Guy- Pops up on two occasions and says some off beat lines. Very classic.
Raymond Hurdicure- Mrs. Hurdicure's son
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Kevin
Doreen- Wally's wife. Isn't present as much as I would have liked for her to have been but
still one of my favorites.
Dr. Chris Cooper- Lead Scientist and inventor of Gleemonex. An easy going guy who doesn't even
fret when he finds out his drug is going to be orange instead of hueish blue.
Chris' Dad- In a flashback to his childhood, he plays his dad. Remembered for shooting himself
in both feet and two hours later hitting a vital organ an dying
Lacy-Tells Cabbie off in his own taxi and then doesn't pay him!
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Mark
Cabbie- (narrator): Yes, he is our calming voice through this ride of terror! And by the end,
he is the only "real human being" left in the city
Melanie- The whole time she's just trying to fit in and be cool by watching Death Lurks play
at the Suicide Club. Is there is anything wrong with that?
Gunther- All he wants is someone to understand him. Appears once
Simon- One of the scientist on Chris' research team. He's the easiest to miss, but he's does
have the very memorable scene with Brendan Frasiar.
Nina Bedford- Is our spunky talk show host who has Chris on the show. Hmmm...must have gotten
married.
Don Roritor- Owner or the Roritor empire and creator of Stummies. He cares about ghetto children
Drill Sergeant- In Wally's flashback to the army, he's his very friendly drill instructor.
Cop #1- Actually saw the Nina Bedford show with Chris Cooper on there.
White Trash Woman- Appears with her boyfriend/fiance/husband and seems to break up with him
for good.
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Bruce
Alice- Hands down the coolest, er, chick in the movie. She is Chris' love interest, she one
of the scientist on the research team, and is the first to notice something is wrong with Gleemonex
Grivo- Depressed rocker who plays at the Suicide Club all all the time. Is determained to "fuck
happy" but three months later after the drug is released, gets hold of it and gives the world "Happiness Pie"
Cancer Boy- Another easy character to miss. Meets Cr. Cooper at Don's house. Says that Gleemonex
helped his parents. He later goes on to win an award for his hit song "Whistle When You're Low"
Cisco- The character you really wanted to hate but couldn't because he has the greatest line
in the whole movie. Cisco creates the name for the drug in his $62,000 car.
Worm Pill Scientist- Invents a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends...but Roritor just doesn't
get it.
White Trash Man- Steals a vehichle to make up for sleeping with g-friend's best friend and
then telling her about it...how thoughtful.
Cop #2- Has a dream about toast fucking. Lovely.
