Artist: Mississippi Gary
Song: Smoking on a Night Train, Chewing on a Jelly Roll
M.G.: Yeah, very nice, very nice
You know recently, I had a heart attack and for several minutes, Mississippi Gary was clinically
dead. And I was following a white light to Heaven! Now, when I got there, I was given a choice of 17 door. Now behind the
first door was a rose which signified...well, nevermind that. An angel of the Lord came to me and gave me a me a seven sided
die which he bade me to roll 12 time. Now the first roll was a four which mean that the four corners wer...well, nevermind
that. Eventually, I was bought infront of God himself. Now God was sitting up on a bar stool with a old beat up guitar. And
He said to me "Mississippi Gary, you is not to be dead yet. Beacause I want you to take this here song and play it for for
all My children on the planet earth." So, I learned this song, and it meant so very much to me. So I like y'all
at home to turn on your VCRs so you can learn and study it...the words of God.
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Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll
I'm running up a flag without a pole
I'm walking on a shoe without a soul
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll
Ok, na, here it comes, lesson one
You can't cook an egg unless you got yourself a frying pan (you know it's the truth)
You can't cook an egg unless you got yourself a frying pan
You shouldn't rob a bank without a plan
You shouldn't use your tongue to stop a fan
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll
Na, here comes lesson number two
Shouldn't wanna do it if ya don't wanna not do it right.
Ebadaba dobadaba debadaba do alright (I ain't making this up!)
You don't go dancing in the day
You don't go golfing in the night
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll
Praise the Lord!
Guy: Praise the Lord!
