Artist: Bruce McCulloch
Song: "Never Trust" (Live from the Tour of Duty)
Album: Drunk Baby Project
Never
Never trust
Never trust a man
Never trust a man who says trust me
Never paint your face with the name of your local sports
team...unless their playing!
Never recycle, your neighbors will just be able to see
what a boozer you are.
Never say "Hey, I can punch out a kid, it's my birthday."
Never say it's your your birthday either.
If people don't know, then just shut up, jack!
This guy called my up one time in the middle of the night
He said he couldn't finish my roof cause he lost his
tools to his ex-wife.
Never trust!
Never trust a roofer who has no work boots
Never watch porn...with your dad
Never describe yourself as a long gone daddy with fist of
steel and a nose for trouble when border gaurd ask what you do for a living.
Never say you're an actor either.
Never give a blind guy rippled chips to read
I knew this guy one time
His chick said she was on the pill
It turned out the pill she'd been talking about
Was another round mother called Advil, oh no
Never trust a woman who thinks a dream catcher is a birth
control device, ow!
Never trust a man who wants to start a family right away
Never have an affair...and when you do, never get caught.
And when you do have an affiar and get caught, as an
excuse never use, "oops"
Never wear a wedding dress to another woman's wedding
and say "This old thing? Hahahahahaha.........ha!"
Never be at a funeral and say "You're next! Ting, ting,
ting, ting, ting, ting!"
Never trust
Never trust a man
Who repeats himself...
