Dear Mark

What are you going to do after you win an Acadamy Award for your performance in "Fully Commited"? You don't know it yet, but you are going to score a shinny trophy for all your amazing work. But what I wanna know is what are you going to do then? Maybe you'll do a movie with Robert De Niro or Tom Hanks. Or maybe you'll start a foundation for a terminal illness that no one has ever heard of. You could drive around in your car, which you got a year early just because you were such a major star, and wear shades at night. And if the police ever pulled you over, they would take one look at you, and slowly back away continually saying "I'm sorry, Mr.McKinney, I had no idea it was you. You could choose the fans you wanted to give autographs to. Maybe it would only be the ones wearing your favorite color...or your favorite color at the moment. And when you did decide to sign a piece of paper or body parts for these lucky admirers, you could write your initials "M.M." instead of your whole name...your hands would be much too important to write all 12 letters.

So, when you get to do your movie with Tom Hanks, start a foundation, drive a car a year before it's released, wear shades at night, escape tickets, and get to sign autographs with your intitials, just remember who told you it would happen first!